Monkey Island Mistings

There is good Monkey Island fanfic. And there is not so good Monkey Island fanfic. And there is Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Put them together, and you get the following...

Resurrection
What happens when the crew on the Satellite of Love get their hands on a Monkey Island fanfic? Tune in and find out...

The Doom of Monkey Island
LeChuck returns and Guybrush has to save Elaine. I think.
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The Search of the Mystic Crown, Part 1
LeChuck is back (you'd never guess), accompanied by his badly-dubbed crew and an almost incomprehensible plot. Will Guybrush and Elaine heed the psychotic scrawlings of a mysterious stranger? Tune in and find out...

The Search of the Mystic Crown, Part 2
Guybrush and Elaine travel to Theft Island and meet Murray. Er, and that's it.

The Dark Side of Monkey Island, Part 1
There's a new boy in town. He's young, pale and smoother than Oriental silk. And evil. Don't forget evil. Plus, he's also Guybrush's identical twin brother. Go figure...

The Dark Side of Monkey Island, Part 2
LeChuck does interior decorating, Elaine loses consciousness for the first time in her life, and yes, Coren/Alaster is still evil. Just in case you were wondering.

The Pirate Menace, Part 1
LeChuck is an enigma. Thought you knew the arch-villain of the Monkey Island mythos? Think again. From the freaky teenager going through some changes in his body, to the romance-struck IQ-challenged automaton of early adulthood, this is LeChuck as you've never seen him before. Rated PG for general weirdness.

Guybrush, Elaine and Grignr by "Grand Poobah"
A portal between realities is opened up. For no particular reason. Through comes a barbarian who slaughters a lot of people. For no particular reason. Guybrush and Elaine decide to accompany him back to his homeland for... you guessed it, no particular reason. Along with a plot so thin it could give you a paper cut, this fic features graphic, bloody combat, and mucho angst. Not for the kiddies.

A New Adventure
Wanna plot summary? Here goes. LeChuck has been resurrected from the dead, and he plans to marry Elaine and kill Guybrush! And you thought all the original ideas had been taken...

The Elaine Marley Fanclub by "Grand Poobah"
In an eerie precursor to charity drives a few centuries later, Elaine gets her head shaved for a good cause. But things go wrong, and there's a wacky madcap chase on for the hair! Who would have thought pillow lining would be so scarce in the Carribean? Plus a bunch of perverts wander around for no particular reason. Betcha salivating already...

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