The One Part Story.

Once upon a time there lived a young pirate called Guybrush Threepwood.
He was strong, handsome and brave. But one day he was attacked by an old 
frail looking woman. Could this innocent looking lady really have 
committed such a crime? Yes. No, well only sort of. The lady had been 
mugged herself a few weeks before, not by the living, but by the ugly, 
brutal, undead, LeChuck.

LeChuck was an evil, cruel, selfish man and he had finally found a way 
to live forever. The plan was for him to attack a handsome young pirate 
named Guybrush Threepwood who was to pass through this alley but LeChuck 
had come on the wrong night and attacked this poor woman by mistake!

The now female, LeChuck had attacked Guybrush and stolen all his money 
but the spell wouldn't work. Was LeChuck trapped as a lady forever? How 
would Elaine love him now? He was desperately searching the streets of 
Halstead, looking for his evil doorstop, that held the key to his power. 
Would he he ever find it? Err..yeah.

LeChuck found the doorstop in the Somerfield carpark next to the river 
and the evil doorstop a.k.a. Murray, smiled and admitted to purposely 
telling LeChuck the wrong date so that Guybrush could get away. In his 
furry, LeChuck through Murray into the River Colne and sadly Murray 
died!

A funeral was held 2 days later and everyone was there. Guybrush and 
Elaine, the voodoo lady, Kenny and some of his old skeleton friends all 
turned up and Stan was there as he had supplied the coffin. After the 
ceremony, Kenny decided to walk by the river where Murray had died but 
that's when LeChuck showed up. He was so angry that so many people had 
turned up for the funeral that, (south park quote) oh my god, he killed 
Kenny! Kenny went the same way Murray had before him.