How Murray Escaped From the Carnival

The wharf rat returned from the roller coaster with a smile on his face. He
picked me up and muttered something about 'blimin' LeChuck' before sitting
me in a ski lift like - thing. And then it started to move, it was moving
upwards, I could see the ocean surrounding monkey island. It was then I
began to feel sea sick I leaned over the edge, Murray the denomic skull had
fallen into the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bobbed up and down for 5 days until a helping hand came along in the
form of Jarsie the captain of the glass bottomed boat. Apparently that
mortal fool Guybrush sank her boat for no reason. She placed me on a plank
of wood that she had been using for a float and we set off for Pastel Pink
Island ..........................

When we reached the shore we sat on the beach and waited for something to
happen. Eventually a plump woman with red hair asked Jarsie if she would
sell me for a wooden nickel. Thats right a WOODEN NICKEL! And do you know
what Jarsie said 'Yes'.Thats right 'YES'.So this woman who called herself
'Mrs. Falmouth' took me back to her house and gave me to her son Kenny. One
day he and his friend Wally were playing ball with me near the snake
crossing when a snake gobbled me up fortunately I found half a jar of ipecac
syrup which made the snake puke me up.

I thought I was done for as I plummeted towards a pit of quicksand, but
fortunately a passing chicken was in the right place at the right time and
caught me, I drifted off to sleep and dreamt of my old friend Bob. When I
awoke I found my self at the gates of hell. I rolled in - to prove that
mortal fool Guybrush wrong, the gates slammed behind me and here my friends
my tale ends. Until next time mmmmwaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhha

by Jarsie