The Loogie master--by Josh Vandergriff

One day, on an island far away, there was a man. He was an old man who loved
to spit. He lived for it all the time and if he didn't get spit he's go
crazy. Now this is no ordinary story about damsels in distress and so such.
It is about a man who went so far into the art of grog that he fell in the
abyss. Allright let's get going with our story. The old man, the towns folk
all call him jerry springer, I mean harry. He alswyas spit, no matter where
he was he would spit. After a while at being at friends and acting this way,
they got tired and strted to ignore all he had to say. He tried to beg and
he tried every way possible he knew, but everything came out the same.
He moved away to have a good time and not to be presured into stuff. He
although still continued to spit and also do other aweful stuff in front of
others. One day,the neigbors got very angry and decided to have a hanging.
He used his death loogies by spitting it in the crowd to escape. He narrowly
escaped with his life and started to realize something. All that he knew
that he ws going to stop spitting once and for all and that it was a nasty
habit to have an break. Now kids, I hope this teaches you something
good, don't get into any trouble. So you know not to keep on with a bad
habit and put them behind you, You forgot them in other words.

The End

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