LeChuck 2000
In the year 2050, Guybrush Threepwood, the fiftheeith in his family, was settled in Los Angeles, California.
He thought that the third Guybrush in his family had defeated the Evil Pirate LeChuck. Then one day, a space ship
landed in their backyard. Guybrush got out his pulse laser gun and aimed it at the spaceship in
case some strange thing came out of it. Then a man with a beard came out of it and said, "Are you Guybrush
Threepwood?" Guybrush replied, "Yeah...Who are you?" The man said in a deep voice. "I am LeZuck! The
fifthieeith in the LeChuck family!" Guybrush said, "OH, NO!!! I thought my ancestors wiped you out in the
colonial times!" LeZuck replied in a menacing voice, "Yes, they killed ALL of my family, except for the
second son of BeGluck! HE stowed-away on a cargo ship that went to Santa Fe, California. For seven months
he ate rats, mildew, and he drank bilge water! When he arrived he had three kids which went on with the family."
Guybrush gasped and said in a scared voice, "How many of them are there now???" LeZuck laughed and said, "Tens, maybe
even hundreds! They're all roaming the streets of the U.S.A, the Caribbean, and South and Central Americas,
some even went as far as the Artic Circle in Alaska and Russia! And the other northern countries of the world!
HAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAhAhAhahahah!!!!!!! And, Guybrush, I will destroy your pathetic little house and I will
eliminate you!!!" Guybrush shot LeZuck in the stomach twice with his pulse laser gun. LeZuck cried with agony.
"Foolish...err...FOOL! You will now perish!!!" LeZuck through a dagger at Guybrush's arm, "Drat, I aimed
wrong..." Guybrush blasted LeZuck's head off with the laser gun. Then two other people stepped out of the spaceship.
Guybrush aimed it at them and shot...But the gun ran out of energy! He through the gun at one of the people and grabbed his wife,
then he scrammed to the Police Department. Everyone in the Department said, "We are all ancestors of LeChuck!!!"
Guybrush's stomch groaned and churned...Then he grabbed a laser pistol out of a cop's pocket thingy, and shot as
many LeChucks as he could, but there were too many...They all closed in on him...And shot and stabbed him and his wife
to death........................................... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Guybrush awakened from the nightmare...........
The End.