In the small town of Glunkkerplunk, lived Guybrush Geekhood. He ALWAYS got straight A's in everything he did. One day, in school, a bully that sat three desks behind him threw a paper airplane at Guybrush's head. Guybrush squeaked, very terrified. At recess, the bully came up to him. Say, "Guybrush! Gimmie yer lunch money or I'll pound you!" A very frightened Guybrush replied in a raspy, tiny, voice, "Here...But this is the last time Chuckie." "Yeah, whatever you say little loser." Then came along Elaine Marley, the most prettiest person in the school district. Guybrush's mouth started to water. Chuckie shut Guybrush's mouth closed with a punch. Chuckie then walked over to Elaine and said, "Well, how' ya do, pretty?" Elaine kicked Chuckie where it hurt. "Oh, tha pain!" yelped Chuckie. Guybrush tried this time. "He Elaine. Want me to carry your books home?" Then Elaine blushed and said, "Sure hotlips!" At this Guybrush turned red. At the end of school, Elaine pecked Guybrush on the cheek and fluttered away. Guybrush's self esteem at grown three thousand times higher than before. Guybrush 'floated' in the house and started dancing with his mom. "Well, son, you sure are happy! Anything special happen?" "Well..." Guybrush continued, "I'm going out with the prettiest girl in the district!" "Uh-Huh." said the mom quietly. Well, the story goes on for weeks and months, then Chuckie starts getting real mad. One day, he blocked Guybrush on his way to school. He punched Guybrush's front teeth out, then stole his lunch money. Chuckie came up to Elaine and said, "Well, how do you do?" Elaine replied, "Where's Guybrush?" Chuckie said, "He's...Err...At a dentist appointment." Then quickly, Chuckie picked up Elaine and dragged her to a nearby cave. He started kissing and doing all that mushy stuff. Guybrush came into the door, "DIE CHUCKIE!" He threw a rock at Chuckie, and the rock smashed Chuckie in his eye. "AHHHHHH!!! I'm gonna be the living poop outta ya!" Chuckie grabbed his trusty baseball bat and started swinging it towards Guybrush. "Yipe!" Guybrush ducked, then threw a handful of dirt and dust at Chuckie. "I'm blinded! HELP!" Then Chuckie fell out of the cave, and down the cliffside, and landed into the sea. Then Elaine and Guybrush lived happily ever after, and had 5 kids, named, Belaine, Slybrush, Mybrush, Inlane, and Dabrush. THE END