Deeper Into Monkey Island

Part 1 - How many times can LeChuck die?

"Guybrush! Guybrush! Now where is he? Guybrush!" Elaine walks into the Sea
Cucumbers kitchen to find her husband Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.
"Guybrush, what are you doing?"
"Oh Elaine. You ruined my surprise. I was going to make us dinner."
"Oh Guybrush. How sweet. What were you making?"
"Some soup. Go in the hold and see if there are any live chickens."
"All right. Be right back."
"Hmmm. There's something familiar about this recipe. Like I've prepared it
before."
"All I could find was one of those chickens with a pulley in the middle.
Will that work?"
"Sure. A chicken's a chicken. That should be it. Now we just let her boil."
Elaine notices gunpowder on the shelf near the pot.
"Guybrush! Don't you know it's dangerous to keep gunpowder by a burning
fire?"
"Relax. What could happen?" Famous last words as a larger than average wave
crashes against the tiny ship knocking a handful of gunpowder into the pot.
Suddenly there is a huge explosion leaving Guybrush and Elaine totally
blacked out.

Meanwhile off the coast of Riffy Island...
"Hey crew! Hear about this here carnival on Monkey Island?"
"A carnival! I could use a break. Set sail for the once impossible but now
easy to locate Monkey Island!"

About 5 hours later. Elaine and Guybrush come to and wonder onto the deck.
All they see is a blur of bright colors. As their eyes clear up. They realize
they've somehow reached Monkey Island! Those lights are the Big Whoop
Carnival. "Wow, now I remember that recipe. Elaine this is the Carnival of
the Damned!" said Guybrush.
"What! Of all the places..."
"No, wait, I remembered something. I wanted to free all those poor monkeys
and Wally. I'll need your help."
"All right. Remember, we're parked on dock C-17." Guybrush and Elaine wander
into the park when they see Dinghy Dog.
"Hey Elaine, go to Dinghy Dog and get a picture." mused Guybrush.
"No, I'd feel like a fool!"
"Mwahahahahahaha!" someone had interrupted! Guybrush turned around hoping it
wasn't, but it was. "Guybrush! You've come back!"
"Hello Murray," said a not to enthusiastic Guybrush. "You've been here all
this time?
"These stupid kids keep taking anchors! Can you believe it!?"
"Too bad Murray."
"Wait, Guybrush, load me in that cannon and fire me off, I hate it here."
"Hmmmm, no."
"Oh please!"
"Alright," Guybrush said as he loaded up the cannon. Suddenly a loud
Boommwahahahaha filled the air as Murray was shot off to who knows where.
"Come on Elaine, let's get on the coaster." As they rode the Roller Coaster
of Death, they came across a torture seen. "Wally!"
"Mmmf! Rphh mzz!"
"Hang on." Guybrush and Elaine jumped off the coaster and untied Wally.
"Wow, thanks a lot. Mr. Wood. And judging by that enormous uncursed diamond
ring, Mrs. Wood too."
"Your welcome Wally," returned Elaine.
"Well I got to be running. Right now the lines are low for the Madly
Rotating Buccaneer."
"Well Elaine, let's save those Monkeys." They came across and huge snow
monkey back on the coaster and heard sounds coming from a huge pile of ice.
"I'll bet one is trapped in there! I can here something." As they pulled up
pieces of ice there was suddenly a huge explosion followed by screams of
years of pain and agony of dealing with the opposite sex. Then there he was,
LeChuck!