-Uhh my head…. – said Guybrush.

Ok so he was scared at firs cause he tought that he was blind but then realized he must open he's eyes in order to see. That after he opened he's eyes he was scared again cause the same darkness could be seen.

-My God! I'm blind!

After 15 seconds of self pitty and eyerub a voice was heard.

-Calm down. It is dark inside here that's why you can see. –said somebody from a dark corner.

-Yiiiikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! –yelled Guybrush. – Who is there?

-Relax. Nothing to fear about!

-Where are we?

-Well we are in the so called "hole" on my private ship.

-Your ship? Than why are we here?

-Maybe that's because they highjacked my ship.

-Ohh my God! So we are now prisoners on your own ship?

-Hail Lord for this mind you given him. Yes that's it.

-And who did this?

-Well it was nearly I docked on Melee. About ten miles from the island some guys from on-board , that I picked up from a shipwreck , thought that they might be much stronger than us so they took over the ship and throw'n me and my crew into my own hole.

-And you didn't do anyithing about it?

-Ohh sure I did!

-Great! What you did?

-Well first I asked them nicely to reconsider then after they thrown a large dead fish in my face as a answer I tried to be more aggressive.

-That's cool! And what you did was?

-Well I got a problem when I get aggressive.

-What's that?

-I always wait to calm down.

-Ohh dear.

-So I'm sitting here for about 2 days now waiting to see what will happen.

-Err. I mean gee. And you mentioned you crew.

-Yes I did.

-Well where are they?

-Ahm upstairs.

-On the board?

-Yes.

-But what are they doing there?

-Well they joined those who took over my ship.

-Some loyality.

-Well yes but I don't really care.

-What do you mean?

-Well to be honest as I was traveling I never had the chance to rest.

-And?

-And now I have all the time. The food isin't bad and I get washed every day.

-Washed?

-Well they throw they dirty laundry water on me. For fun.

-They do their laundry?

-Yes I teached my crew to be very clean you know.

-Ohh well I just wanted to get back one of my belongings when some of the guys upstairs hit me hard and I passed away.

-Ohh really?

-Yes.

-Wait just a minute I'll find out more.

-Ok?!

-Yo! Francis!

After a short while a guy apeared upstairs and opened the trapdoor that was blocking the "hole".

-Ye capt'n ?

-What is this guy doing here with me?

-Captain AshBone caught him stealing good's sir!

-Really? And what he want to do with him?

-Well he said that he gonna sell him to a slave trader sir or keelhaul him or do some fun stuff.

-Ohh ok. You can go now.

-Yes capt'n!

-Now wait just a second! – said Guybrush. -Keelhaul?

-Yes? What's wrong with that?

-Never mind that! You can command to those people?

-Well they are my crew.

-But you said they swiched parts!

-That does not mean they should stop getting orders from me.

-Gee! Then why don't you order them to let you go?

-Well as I said already I'll like to rest so…

-Never mind.

-All right.

-What's your name anyway?

-Dear son my name is Catain Winny LeFog.

-I'm Guybrush Threepwood.

When Guybrush said he's name LeFog got so pale , that even a dentist whould say : "Now those are some white … ".

-"The" Guybrush Threepwood?

-Not "The". Just Guybrush Threepwood.

-Ohh my God! It is such a real pleasure to meet you Mr. Threepwood!

-Really?

-Yes! I know everything about you!

-Well that is so nice to hear!

-I'm your biggest fan!

-Nice!

-You must tell me everything!

-What?

-Tell me every story that you past through! I want to hear them all!

-Now wait a second. Are you sure?

-Yes! Tell me! We got plenty of time!

-Well… ok so it started when my mom meet my dad and…

Ok so we can forget now Guybrush for , let me see , about till half of the story.

Ok I'm just kiddin.

Back on Tarrot Island…

-So. This is the pub? –asked Ozzie really madly.

-Well yes. Can't you see all the drunk pirates and…

-Never mind. Who is the owner of the bar?

-Ohh he is a mess. Really he camed here for about four or five years ago and opened this little pub. Since then he moostly runs every dark buisness around here. He got preatty powerfull. He is like a GodPirate.

-I don't care for that! What is he's name?

-He calls himself Largo.

-Largo?

-Yes , Largo LeGrande.

-Now that must be the stupidest name I ever heard.

-I must say that he is very "gone with the winds" like guy.

-What?

-Ok I don't know what I said. I've ment that he is mad.

-I don't care. Let me see him.

-Go streight to the bar and ask for him there.

-Ok. Till then you stay here and watch my back.

-You mean all the way I should watch your back? Are you mad?

-That's a saying you morron! Just stay here.

-Ok Mr. Mandrill.

Ozzie got inside the pub. Inside there was a great party. Ok so it was filled with drunks pirates like in every single pub in the Carribian.

-I'm looking for Mr. LeGrande. –got there Ozzie and hit the table.

-Good for you. - answered a tall guy who had just broke bone on he's head.

-Can you help me?

-That depends.

-On what?

-Who's asking?

-Me! I ! Myself! What you don't see me? – yelled Ozzie.

-What is your name?

-Tell Mr. LeGrande that Ozzie Mandrill whats to see him.

-And what happends if I'm not telling him that?

-Well then dear son I'll will tell you what will happen.

-I'm all ears.

On that moment Ozzie picked up a wooden chair and thrown it toward the barman. The chair was in air and after it landed all was done.

-O….k…. y….o….u…. c….a….n…. g….g…..g…..g

-Go now , thank you.

After Rico said "Wow!" Ozzie stept over the barman and got inside the back door. After he opened the door he got himself in a tiny room filled with smoke and a table. On the oder side of the tabla there was the old bastard named…. Largo LeGrande.

-Are you Largo?

-Who? How did you get in here you screw?

-The question is "why" not how Mr. Largo.

-Then why …

-Shut up! I camed for the staff.

-What staff?

-Ok then I camed for the godammed rod!

-Rod? Anyway! Who are you to bust in here! I killed people for less!

-Really? Well I killed people for fun!

-Yeah? Well I once killed a frog.

-I'm loosing it. Listen Mr. Largo. I camed here to make you an offer.

-Yeah? Like what you fancy shirt?

-Err first of all I need to know if you got my rod.

-You are talking about this beauty?

Largo get out from the desk the rod. It was there. In front of Ozzie's eyes. "The Ultimate Insult" in one piece.

-Ok so I will buy that from you. How much?

-I don't blody know. Let me see. This is here gold and that may be silver and bronze yeah?

-Say a price godamn!

-I could give it to you for… let's see… about 5000000 pieces of eight.

-What? Are you completely out of your absent mind?

-You want it? You pay it!

-Uhh. Let's trade it for something.

-I guess not.

While theyre where fighting for the rod something strange happened. A guy from the bar simply boost inside and yelled :

-They are taking the statue!

-What? – asked Largo.

-What? – asked Ozzie.

-Sir the "Others" are taking the statue!

-"Others"? –asked Ozzie.

-They can't do that! – yelled Largo.

-Yes they are! They are using ropes to pull it out with their ship. They said that it belongs to them!

-Nobody put's he's hands on Largo LeGrande's stuff.

-Sir?

-What?

-Actualy they put their ropes around the leg so they can pull it out and…

-Idiot! I know!

-Sorry sir.

-Call the guys! We are going there now!

-As you wish!

Largo bust out of there and started to run toward the beach. Ozzie got out to and joined up woth Rico and followed all the people who got there to see this.

The guy was right. Five ships where actually pulling that big statue out of the sand and toward the dark sea.

-Who are these? –asked Ozzie from Rico.

-These are the "Others".

-Why they call themselves like this?

-Cause they are out of the law. They are living on that other island.

-Why is ther another island near?

-Yes.

-Withch one?

-Tooth Island.